Some people are experts when it comes to cars, football and watches. I on the other hand, am an expert when it comes to erotic massages. Over my time working in London for the last 10 years I have visited numerous massage parlours where I’ve experienced some of the best adult therapies around, allow me to tell you more.
Let me start with body to body massage, the sweet vanilla of adult treatments and the most obvious go-to style if you’re new to the massaging world, just like getting a Big Mac from McDonalds or ordering a Korona at a bar. It may be the most generic, but it NEVER disappoints. Body to body is essentially a full body massage, but with nothing OFF limits. To begin, the masseuse drizzles warm massage oil all over your naked body and caresses your bare-skin with her smoking hot assets. Your whole physique sizzles into euphoria, as the waves of pleasure build with intensity. Body to body is the massage I opt for the most and I certainly never regret it.
What can I say, Nuru is the crème de la crème of adult massages. Though it is very similar to body to body, it does take the edge which is why is save it for special occasions, maybe for a birthday or after a deadline kind of thing. Instead of using massage oil, Nuru uses a specialised Nori gel comprising of sea-weed elements. The gel has a super slippery texture which provides immense pleasure when the masseuse is sliding and grinding all over you. Nuru can get super sticky and messy, but there’s no need to worry - as the bodywork offers the chance of an assisted bathing experience to end the session. And I have to say, there’s nothing more spine-tingling than laying in a piping-hot bubble bath being rubbed down by the girl of your dreams. If you’re seeking the full thrills look no further than Nuru.
Never heard of Lingam massage, then where the f*** have you been hiding? Lingam is the sexiest massage of them all and that’s because it pays all the focus to your penis. In Latin, Lingam is a loose translation of ‘wand of light’ with the ideology being your manhood is the most sacred of your body and by that, should be worshipped. The practice of doing this is by massage. And believe me, there’s nothing more breath-taking than feeling your masseuse’s tantalising soft hands stroking, jerking and cupping your most sensitive area of your body. If I am feeling a little naughtier, I often pay a little extra to incorporate the therapist’s luscious lips into the experience. Lingam massage has given me some of the most powerful orgasms of my life – and it may even do the same for you.
Body to body massage
Let me start with body to body massage, the sweet vanilla of adult treatments and the most obvious go-to style if you’re new to the massaging world, just like getting a Big Mac from McDonalds or ordering a Korona at a bar. It may be the most generic, but it NEVER disappoints. Body to body is essentially a full body massage, but with nothing OFF limits. To begin, the masseuse drizzles warm massage oil all over your naked body and caresses your bare-skin with her smoking hot assets. Your whole physique sizzles into euphoria, as the waves of pleasure build with intensity. Body to body is the massage I opt for the most and I certainly never regret it.
Nuru massage
What can I say, Nuru is the crème de la crème of adult massages. Though it is very similar to body to body, it does take the edge which is why is save it for special occasions, maybe for a birthday or after a deadline kind of thing. Instead of using massage oil, Nuru uses a specialised Nori gel comprising of sea-weed elements. The gel has a super slippery texture which provides immense pleasure when the masseuse is sliding and grinding all over you. Nuru can get super sticky and messy, but there’s no need to worry - as the bodywork offers the chance of an assisted bathing experience to end the session. And I have to say, there’s nothing more spine-tingling than laying in a piping-hot bubble bath being rubbed down by the girl of your dreams. If you’re seeking the full thrills look no further than Nuru.
Lingam massage
Never heard of Lingam massage, then where the f*** have you been hiding? Lingam is the sexiest massage of them all and that’s because it pays all the focus to your penis. In Latin, Lingam is a loose translation of ‘wand of light’ with the ideology being your manhood is the most sacred of your body and by that, should be worshipped. The practice of doing this is by massage. And believe me, there’s nothing more breath-taking than feeling your masseuse’s tantalising soft hands stroking, jerking and cupping your most sensitive area of your body. If I am feeling a little naughtier, I often pay a little extra to incorporate the therapist’s luscious lips into the experience. Lingam massage has given me some of the most powerful orgasms of my life – and it may even do the same for you.
